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"Some of the news that might come true."
Our third FSTD news story is eight months in advance, publishing now in
January 2024 one of the biggest news stories of September 2024:
Donald Trump Locked Up After Being Resuscitated by Evangelicals
(See file photo below)
Donald Trump in Prison (September 11, 2024)
(Schenectady, NY, September, 2024) Donald Trump, who was resuscitated at a special Confederate Evangelical ritual performed in July 2024, at the 13th hole of the Mar-a-Lago White Cultural Center, has started his 30-month jail sentence for knowingly sharing classified information with a foreign agent. Trump was initially happy in July when he was brought back to life by a team of monks of the Holy Plantation Motorcycle Monastery in Toughtoloseya, Alabama. Born-again Christians, Maga-ettes, Klan Vangelicals and the Noble Order of Free Fascists celebrated briefly Mr. Trump's new life shortly before he was sentenced for violating federal laws protecting state secrets. The evidence that clinched his conviction included videos of Secret Charades parties that were held at Mar-a-Lago where the Republican National Committee gathered on Wednesday nights, at midnight, to silently act out the subject matter of classified documents with pizza and coffee and home style gin and free pharmaceuticals. The file photo of Trump behind bars – with no wig because the prison does not permit wigs on inmates – shows him greeting the visiting journalist who took the picture. Trump said – but his statement is not verified by Votomotive FSTD: "F--- Yall come back." Mr. Trump is in a special cell carefully separated from the other inmates to protect him from impolite remarks and flying feces.
Mr. Trump's prison nickname is "Creepzilla"